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Name: Louis William Tomlinson
Age: 21
D.O.B: 24/12/91
Star sign: Capricorn
Home town: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
Favourite film: Grease
Favourite band: The Fray
Favourite TV show: The X Factor
Celeb crush: Diana Vickers
Man crush: Robbie Williams
Bet you didn’t know: He owns boxers with ‘lubbly jubbly’ written on the front
Turn-ons: Fake glasses, fake tans
Turn-offs: PDAs, tattoos, farting and Cher Lloyd
He’s a bit of a joker.
He’s a very loyal boyfriend.
On a date, he would wear his purple chinos and a polo or T-Shirt and a cardigan. His perfect girl is someone who is loyal and has a sense of humour, and is kind-hearted too. They also have to be tidy. His girlfriend would also have to eat carrots. The rest of the band are banned from dating his sisters. Being his girlfriend is hard work. Feel free to grope his biceps. He reckons Harry Styles looks like Susan Boyle.
He once moonied at his head teacher.
Best thing about being a boy?
Being interested in girls.
Best thing about being in One Direction?
Just the laugh we have, and also I’ve made four new friends.
Best cure for One Direction infection?
The best cure for that is probably penicillin!
Favourite aftershave:Hollister.
Favourite grooming product: Dry shampoo – when I can’t be bothered to wash my hair.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? It depends on the temperature. If it’s nice and hot, I will happily sleep naked, but if it’s a bit chilly then pyjama bottoms, but I’m all for sleeping naked.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? My pillow – all my teddies passed away a few years ago.

Name: Liam James Payne
Age: 20
DOB: 29/08/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Wolverhampton
Favourite Film: All three of the Toy Story movies
Celeb Crush: Leona Lewis
Man Crush: Michael McIntyre
Bet you didn’t know: He only has one kidney.
Turn-ons: Knee socks, PDAs, giggling, squealing and tattoos.
Turn-offs: Burping, farting, swearing, fake tan and bling.
Liam is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a date he would wear jeans and a T-shirt. His perfect girl would have to be cheeky but quiet and a bit shy as well. He likes happy, smiley girls. He also likes mousy brown haired girls. Apparently, he has been grabbed on his crotch a couple of times. If he sees you cry, he will probably go out with you. He owns a pain of pink hair straighteners. He’s the daddy of the group. Best thing about being a boy? Well, it’s a man’s world!
Best thing about being in One Direction? There is never a dull moment.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Kiss Harry!
Favourite aftershave: Paco Rabanne’s 1 Million.
Favourite grooming product: Hair wax.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Nothing!
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have a Blackberry, but I also have an iPod touch and an iPad.
What do you cuddle up to at night? I scrunch myself up in the covers.

Name: Harry Edward Styles
Age: 19
DOB: 01/02/1994
Star Sign: Aquarius
Home Town: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire
Fave Film: Love Actually
Fave Band: The Beatles
Fave TV Show: Family Guy
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Louis Tomlinson
Bet you didn’t know: he has 4 nipples
Turn-ons: Giggling, hair extensions, pussy cats.
Turn-offs: Swearing and squealing.
Harry is a loyal and faithful boyfriend. His mum also says that he is very romantic.
On a date he would wear a nice pair of jeans, boots, a nice top and a blazer. His perfect girl would have a good sense of humour, cute and someone who is loyal. Apparently, he has been grabbed on his crotch a couple of times. One Direction’s name was his idea. Harry’s always getting naked. Simon Cowell thought ‘Pussygate’ was hilarious. He misses having a girlfriend but girls really confuse him.Best thing about being a boy? I guess being able to act like a bit of an idiot sometimes.
Best thing about being in One Direction? The four lads that I’m with.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Chop your hair off or try Strepsils.
Favourite aftershave: Ck In 2U and Diesel Fuel For Life.
Favourite grooming product: Shampoo – I use L’Oreal Elvive.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Nothing!
Bath or shower? Shower every day, at least once a day, sometimes more. But a bath maybe once every four months if I need to relax. I love bubble baths.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? My pillow.

Name: Niall James Horan
Age: 19
DOB: 13/07/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet you didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a date he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave. His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot. He’s a closet chav. He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconds with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing it.

Name: Zayn Jawaad Malik
Age: 19
DOB: 12/01/93
Star Sign: Capricorn
Home Town: Bradford
Celeb Crush: Megan Fox
Man Crush: Justin Timberlake
Favourite hair colour on a girl: Brunette
Bet you didn’t know: He celebrated his 18th birthday with a trip to Nandos with the boys.
Turn-ons: Tattoos and stripper shoes
Turn-offs: Punks, burping and sweating.
Zayn is a loyal and faithful boyfriend.
On a date he would wear jeans, a T-shirt and trainers. His perfect girl can’t be too clingy and someone who acts cool. Megan Fox would be his ideal partner. He loves the mirror. He’s a secret bad boy. He is actually a bit shy. He’s NOT dating Geneva Lane. He’s the Mary Poppins of the group.Best thing about being a boy? I get to date girls.
Best thing about being in One Direction? All the free clothes and I get to do what I love everyday.
Best cure for One Direction infection? There isn’t one.
Favourite aftershave: Unforgivable by Sean John.
Favourite grooming product: Hair wax.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and I have a Blackberry too, but I don’t use it. I like the iPhone better.
What do you cuddle up to at night? Nothing not even my duvet!

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Bio

Name:Ross ShoR Lynch
Date of birth: December 25th 1995
Place of birth : Littleton Calorado, U.S
Favourite colour : Yellow
He is the second youngest of his sibling, currently acting in austin and ally in disney
He is a Actor, singer, instrumentalist, dancer
He plays Vocals, guitar, drums, piano, bass
He currently dating : Nobody i think......
He like to do parkour and free running.
His favorite movie is 'Romeo and Juliet.' (awww sooo sweet)
Favorite candy is Cadbury Easter eggs.
He like to draw and sketch.
Of course three brothers and one sister.
Been dancing since I was about 5 years old.


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Rydel,Rocky,Ross,Ratliff And Riker most rockest band ever!


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